In The News! Owner Of Killer Bear Chokes On Sex Toy

You may have read my post earlier about eh guy who removed his wart by using a shot gun. Well, this guy got off a little better. Wart guy has to live with everyone knowing how stupid he was, this guy at least doesn't need to worry about that.

Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head.

Let's hope it wasn't the bear that assisted him.

Not exactly the brightest thing to do, but got him into the news 2 years in a row!