Email Forwarding - The Work Of Satan

Everyday I check my email and bam, there is a crap load of emails that have been forwarded to me.

Now most of these emails I get I care very little about. In fact I don't care for them at all really. They are always something completely pointless, unfunny, or are just a mess of characters on the page.I blame old people. They are always sending stuff. If an old person ever asks for your email address don't give it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Who ever first taught old people how to forward emails needs to be nailed to the floor and have their intestines slowly removed and forced to eat them.

The lady in the picture at the beginning of this post may look sweet and innocent but she is  a email forwarding nightmare. She feels her job on this earth is to forward as many emails as is humanly possible and slowly destroy every person who is unlucky enough to open them. In other words, she is Satan.

There is however one except to the rule. My Granny. She does have good email forwards :) In fact I even used one of them on my blog a while ago. They are actually funny and meaningful, and best of all they make sense! Why can't all email forwards be like this?

The worst are the ones that say unless you forward this to 100 people before 5pm you are going to get hit by a bus. And then everyone panics and starts forwarding it out. I hate that. Everyone who sends it deserves to be hit by a bus. Look how things like that are slowly destroying Facebook. Each day I log on I see several posts rambling on about something and how none of your friends will re-post this status about cancer or something. I know about cancer and single mothers and stuff, I don't need to post a Facebook status about it, what is that going to do to help? Would it not be better sending a request to attend an event to actually help those who need the help? How the hell does a Facebook status post that tells everyone that no one else will re-post it help?

Stop forwarding people. It's not nice.