Can I Play On Your Farm?

Yesterday I was shocked. Horrified even. I could not believe it. I nearly had a heart attack. I logged into Facebook which I rarely ever do (except for the few hundred times a day) and I saw something that I thought I would never see again. In my news stream was a post offering a free sheep in FARMVILLE.

Farmville? I mean I thought that thing ended like a year ago? Sure that was great for a couple of weeks until people began to realize it was more work building a farm on the computer than it actually was in real life, but why now? How on earth is it still going?

Fair enough this sheep looked pretty good, but why would i want it? Farmville does not allow me to kill the live stock I keep so I can have a good lunch so what's the point? If I want to be a farmer I'd buy a plot of land and hire a few thousand illegal Mexican's, they do a great job looking after our yard so I'm sure they would be great in a farm.

I am kind of worried about logging into Facebook now, I just know someone is going to offer to beat me up on Mafia Wars or something, which I never got into. I mean it's just a newer less offensive game than the original Drug Wars. I'd rather buy a crap load of drugs and sell them than get hunted down buy a fat Italian.