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Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Early Morning Runner?
So each day on my way to work I see at least 10-15 women trying to run. Not all together, most are on their own, or with 1 or 2 others but all separetly.
Why would anyone ever get up so early to go for a run? The only time I run is when begin chased by a dog after drinking a caffeinated drink (I only run after taking a caffeinated drink, never walk). The crazy part is half of them are not even running. I call them 'Standers' rather than 'Runners' and they stand in the weirdest places. Usually it's in the middle or the road and they look all pissed as you drive by them like your the crazy one for driving on the road.
No to long back I even saw a cyclist. It was a guy and he had his dog on a leash attached to his arm cycling along, until the dog had enough and stopped dead causing the guy wearing shorts that are too short for anyone living to be wearing to fall of his bike. At 645 in the morning this was pretty hilarious!
I don't get it though, whats with all this exercise in the morning? I bought a car because I don't want to walk. What's with these people? They are crazy. I'd much rather be in bed than standing in the middle of the road wishing I was dead. Maybe that's why they are in the middle of the road? And I certainly don't want to be using my bike to walk a dog that hates me. Maybe the dog was so annoyed he was waken up so early that was his way of saying 'this is the last time your making me do this'?
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